Which of these would you rather get involved in?
Which of these does your current life most resemble?
A loaf of day-old bread
Two snails performing a pas-de-deux
A conceptual earthquake shaking down trees in the forest with nobody
there to hear them fall
The Gulf of Mexico
A sheaf of overly-friendly tentacles
Which of these stereotypical characters would you hire (in real life)?
The hooker with a heart of gold
The absent-minded professor with a heart of niobium
The Hawaiian chef with the heart of palm
The innocent child with the heart of an innocent child
The criminal mastermind. (No heart)
Which of these would you rather find in your bed?
A poison-ivy dryad
The sawed-off head of a unicorn
A tofu elemental
A box containing all the windchimes in the world
Someone else's bed
For the sequel of the Avengers movie, they should do up against...
How should the world end?
Godzilla is best regarded as:
Your nice and cuddly friend
Your ingenious young college professor
Your annoying couch potato friend
Your jailbaity crush
Your charming but old-fashioned maiden aunt
Which of the following is the best "eye candy"
Marzipan shaped like eyeballs
Chocolate-covered cherries with eyes painted on them
Nestlé Beholder Bits
Cow eyeballs that have been candied