Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
Sythyry
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OOC: End of the World

It's time for the end of the world! And that means --- another poll!

The doomsayer should be

Food scientists
5(20.8%)
Australian aborigines of the 1800's
4(16.7%)
The International Society of Precocious Alterboys
4(16.7%)
Nostrapocalypse -- Nostradamus' smarter sister
4(16.7%)
Ron Paul
3(12.5%)
The liberal media
4(16.7%)

Or...

The world will be destroyed by:

A chili sauce that is *way* too hot
3(12.5%)
Godzonga the giant platypus
4(16.7%)
Raising the U.S. minimum wage
2(8.3%)
The dwarf planet Eris
3(12.5%)
Very aggressive killer krill
1(4.2%)
Antimatter-containing bacon
10(41.7%)
The second coming of Leonardo da Vinci
1(4.2%)

Or...

This will happen:

as soon as Hormel gets its paperwork in order
5(20.8%)
About half an hour from now
3(12.5%)
The first Tuesday after the first new moon after the summer solstice
7(29.2%)
Yesterday
9(37.5%)

The misery will be

Universal
2(8.0%)
Over in a flash 'cause everyone dies
4(16.0%)
Noticeable
7(28.0%)
Unending
2(8.0%)
Unnecessary
10(40.0%)

The planet Earth will be

A charred cinder wobbling through space
2(8.7%)
A rapidly-expanding cloud of ionized vapor
2(8.7%)
A dead lump of stone
0(0.0%)
A vast cosmic marshmallow lightly garnished with chocolate sauce
7(30.4%)
Cleaned up and made ready for the next occupants by underpaid angels
12(52.2%)

Or...

Humanity will be

wiped out
4(16.7%)
genetically modified to survive under the new circumstances
2(8.3%)
largely unaware
7(29.2%)
helpless and underpaid workers for the new alien overlords
4(16.7%)
considered passé and declassé
7(29.2%)

Or...

How can it be averted?

It can't
1(4.2%)
Quick action by the U.S. Congress
2(8.3%)
A few well-placed nukes
1(4.2%)
A few well-placed cukes
8(33.3%)
Everyone gets together and sings 'Penny Lane'
3(12.5%)
Invention of a powerful new snack cracker
9(37.5%)

Or...

How doomed are we?

Completely
23(100.0%)

How do you feel about this?

Finally!
13(54.2%)
Delighted
2(8.3%)
Cheerful
4(16.7%)
Can't wait!
5(20.8%)
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