Sythyry (sythyry) wrote,
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OOC: Dragon Poll

An unidentified person wants to know about dragons! Any eightishness about these questions is purely coincidental. We ask about a stereotypical "proper" dragon, of whatever tradition you consider the most stereotypical and proper. We do not expect Sythyry to qualify as 'proper'!

Which of these is a proper hobby for a proper dragon?

Art collecting
29(20.4%)
Gourmet cooking
21(14.8%)
Mocking mammals
16(11.3%)
Conquest of lesser peoples
17(12.0%)
Radiology
5(3.5%)
Ornithology
11(7.7%)
Arranging of Flowers and Mists
13(9.2%)
Historical Rearrangement
16(11.3%)
Metaphorical Similitude
14(9.9%)

Or, what else would you suggest as a hobby?

What is the best four-letter breath weapon? (Note: if the word reverses to another word, the other choice is also usable as a breath weapon; a dragon who can breathe STUN can also breathe a stream of devastating high-speed NUTS.)

Fire
13(38.2%)
Cold
2(5.9%)
Time
14(41.2%)
Harm
1(2.9%)
Dark
2(5.9%)
Stun
2(5.9%)
Sand
0(0.0%)

Or, what else would you suggest as a four-letter breath weapon?

How hot should a fire-dragon's fire breath be?

Hot enough to melt lead
10(32.3%)
Piping hot
2(6.5%)
Hot enough to awaken love in the frozen heart of an enchanted prince[ss]
13(41.9%)
Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk
2(6.5%)
Hot as a hot-button issue
2(6.5%)
Hot as [attractive person of your choice]
1(3.2%)
Hot off the press
1(3.2%)

Or, how hot do you like it?

With what should a dragon adorn their tailtip?

A spade
4(12.1%)
A stinger
2(6.1%)
Vanes
4(12.1%)
Ribbons
14(42.4%)
Bells
2(6.1%)
Toothpaste
1(3.0%)
An attractive and unfrozen and well-balanced prince[ss].
6(18.2%)

Or, what would you put there?

Which of these is most abhorrent to a proper dragon?

Tinsel
1(3.0%)
Mercy
1(3.0%)
Popsicles
0(0.0%)
Artifical melon-scented shampoo
10(30.3%)
Hypocrisy
4(12.1%)
Vampires
4(12.1%)
Office Jobs
13(39.4%)

Or, what would you say a proper dragon should abhore even abmore?

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