Quiz by Grinwipey, with real-world references by Bard.
Would you like spraggle your teacher's tulf-tags? [If you don't have a teacher of any sort, substitute your doctor or some other professional.]
Would you like to spraggle your teacher's tulf-tags with the teak beak?
Do you have a favorite politician?
When you stare "Nerthy" in the eye and call him "spuggers", what have you got?
What's your favorite of these garments?
Did you ever numb up the fumblebum and strum his drum with a heavy thumb?
Febezzo droopsy elemnoy pilplle yoip?